That’s the lesson I’ve learned from this new instructional video, which comes in good time for the next arrival chez Dadhacks. You’ll see two chirpy American chaps get electrocuted in an attempt to simulate the pain of childbirth. So that’s looking promising already, right?
Incidentally, if you google this vid you get multiple postings of it which make much of the fact that these are ‘Christian dads’. Since I can’t see what JC has got to do with it, I’ve opted for the version posted by a real estate agent (so if you’re looking for a new home in Barrie, Ontario, these are your go-to guys).
Other lessons we can learn:
- One dad giving birth is funny, but two are definitely funnier
- Tubby people feel as much pain as skinny people
- It’s perfectly acceptable to drink Starbucks and give each people high fives as your partner experiences strong contractions
- If you hire a TENS machine, check the setting before you turn it on
Right, I’m off to write up my notes. I don’t want to forget any of this on the next big day.