Next up on the Amazon wishlist: fake blood and dummy razor blades
Our house is a RoSPA case study of hazards. Flashing red arrows should hang in the air above the open stair gate, the stool next to the cooker, the missing door handle with the spindle sticking out..even thinking about these things makes me feel a bit odd. Although a trip to B&Q might be more responsible.
But when it comes to door hinges, I’m the man with a clipboard and hi-vis jacket, ensuring that all pass safely. I can still hear the screams of my sister [Read more…]