Not literally, of course, though I’ll admit I’ve been tempted. Maybe your child has left her behind, just a piggy whiff in your living room. Or maybe she’s still oinking away in your front room as she is in mine, captivating a younger child and making you late for school (again).
I ask because the makers have announced that they’re cooking up another 117 episodes, taking it up to 381. You’ve got to wonder where she’ll end up. School visit to an abattoir? Alcoholics Anonymous?
To be honest I’m on the fence here, electrified or otherwise; it get on my nerves much like waterboarding might, but actually… I quite like it. And even more so since I came across this interview with Harley Bird, the girl who voices Peppa.
Ten years she’s been snorting away. Ten years. I’m sure the paychecks help to numb the pain, but give that girl a medal.